Monday, January 6, 2014

11th Annual Mini Bike Winter


You heard it right! Get your beer booty to Portland this February! Many Blood Babes await! A weekend of freakbike massacre and mini bike mafioso! Pain will be shared like half-gallons of booze and fun flows thick like muddy river deltas. Bring friends, bikes, t-shit cannons, and pedal powered tanks. The apocalypse will not be televised!

Stupid bike fun!
Games!
Hater Races!
Diesel powered hipster fires!
Skullcrushing superfund sites!
MOTHEREFFING CHARIOT WARS!

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