Monday, January 6, 2014

11th Annual Mini Bike Winter


You heard it right! Get your beer booty to Portland this February! Many Blood Babes await! A weekend of freakbike massacre and mini bike mafioso! Pain will be shared like half-gallons of booze and fun flows thick like muddy river deltas. Bring friends, bikes, t-shit cannons, and pedal powered tanks. The apocalypse will not be televised!

Stupid bike fun!
Games!
Hater Races!
Diesel powered hipster fires!
Skullcrushing superfund sites!
MOTHEREFFING CHARIOT WARS!

Friday, January 3, 2014

Chariot Wars 2014 is coming!

Presidents Day Weekend is just over a month away, and with that comes the onslaught of Mini Bike Winter and the EPIC Ben Hurt Chariot Wars.

Do you have your team ready? Are you prepared to have your brain grapes crushed like apple cores in a bone-hammer factory?!


The trophy awaits. Who wants it?!
No F**kface! The one on the left!